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	<title>The Great Aardwolf Unreality Voteoff</title>
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		<title>Challenge Results &#8211; PIE IN THE SKY</title>
		<link>http://www.unreality.gaardian.com/?p=69</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The results of this challenge are listed below. Voters are now tasked with choosing their winner and casting their ballot at the Gaardian public hall located 4sw. The prize pool started with 5 Trivia Point Tokens. The Judges&#8217; Choice was sacrificed and the prize pool base was increased to 6 Trivia Point Tokens. Each player [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The results of this challenge are listed below. Voters are now tasked with choosing their winner and casting their ballot at the Gaardian public hall located 4sw.</p>
<p>The prize pool started with 5 Trivia Point Tokens. The Judges&#8217; Choice was sacrificed and the prize pool base was increased to 6 Trivia Point Tokens.</p>
<p>Each player started with 50K to begin their acquisitions. Etadan began with an extra 20K as her starting advantage.</p>
<p>In Part One -</p>
<p>Justa got hustled for pretzels and 0 eligible pies to sell.</p>
<p>Etadan led with a starting advantage as a Returning Unrealist. She continued to dominate and collected 11 unique pies.</p>
<p>Spank may have gone awol or mia?</p>
<p>Thayaric bought 4 pies for 175k and told us all so we don&#8217;t feel bad about breaking confidentiality.</p>
<p>Zealus bought one pie for min bid, 105 gold.</p>
<p>In Part Two -</p>
<p>Thayaric resold his pies and still ended with a loss. He returned 0 gold pieces for the prize pool.</p>
<p>Etadan sadly experienced death of her link&#8230; no gold has been returned for the prize pool, yet.</p>
<p>Zealus unfortunately experienced auction retention as his single pie was not bid upon. He returned the 49,895 gold remaining from the starting budget.</p>
<p>Justa had no pies to sell and attempted to recover by mustering donations.</p>
<p>Stay tuned for updates!</p>
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		<title>Challenge #2! PIE IN THE SKY</title>
		<link>http://www.unreality.gaardian.com/?p=13</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This challenge is a TEAM challenge. Players returning from Challenge #1 receive a starting advantage in this challenge. The prize pool for the winning team (determined by public vote) is starting at 5 Trivia Point Tokens, and will be increased by the end of the challenge through the efforts of contestants. Each Team Captain will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This challenge is a TEAM challenge.</p>
<p>Players returning from Challenge #1 receive a starting advantage in this challenge.</p>
<p>The prize pool for the winning team (determined by public vote) is starting at 5 Trivia Point Tokens, and will be increased by the end of the challenge through the efforts of contestants.</p>
<p>Each Team Captain will be given 50,000 gold pieces at the start of the challenge. The teams will then have 45 minutes to collect as many unique manor pies as they can. Teams may opt to use their own personal funds to acquire pies, the 50K is just a starting kick in the pants.</p>
<p>At the end of the collection portion of the challenge, judges will verify the teams&#8217; collections, note their acquisitions and then the auction portion will begin its duration for 45 minutes.</p>
<p>During the auction portion of the challenge, teams are tasked with raising as much gold as possible by SELLING the pies they have just collected.</p>
<p>At the end of the auction portion of this challenge, Team Captains will turn in their funds from their pie sales. A portion will be added to the Champion Prize pool to be awarded at the end of the competition. The rest will go to the Prize pool for this challenge.</p>
<p>A note will be posted on the Games board with a recap of teams&#8217; performances including how many pies they collected, how much gold they have turned in and the gold/pie average of their team. It is then up to the public to vote for the winning team. Is it the team that collected the most pies? The team with the most gold raised? The team with the highest gold/pie average? The team that looks best in tulip skirts?</p>
<p>Voting will be open for 6 hours. Judges will also select their choice team for best performance. The judges choice team will receive an additional 1 Trivia Point Token per team member, which is NOT taken from the main prize pool.</p>
<p>Unreality Participation Credits will be awarded to all contestants and will flow upon the winners!</p>
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		<title>Unreality Challenge #2 Coming Soon!</title>
		<link>http://www.unreality.gaardian.com/?p=54</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to the winners of challenge #1! Because we had just two teams, one that won the public vote and one that won the judges&#8217; choice, every contestant is considered to have winning placement! As an incentive for repeat contestants, any challenge winners that compete in the next consecutive challenge will begin with a starting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations to the winners of challenge #1!</p>
<p>Because we had just two teams, one that won the public vote and one that won the judges&#8217; choice, every contestant is considered to have winning placement!</p>
<p>As an incentive for repeat contestants, any challenge winners that compete in the next consecutive challenge will begin with a starting advantage. This means everyone that competed in AROUND THE WORLD is eligible to begin the next challenge with an advantage!</p>
<p>Challenge #2 will be a TEAM challenge, hosted over the weekend of July 4, 2009. The final time of the competition will be announced on the Games board.</p>
<p>Teams will compete in an item collection and fundraising auction. A portion of the funds raised will be distributed in the Challenge Prize payout, with the remaining funds added to the Champion Prize pool to paid to the Unreality Champion at the end of the competition.</p>
<p>Funds raised as gold will be converted to Trivia Point Tokens at a rate of 4.25M/1 TP.</p>
<p>Challenge winners may opt to receive their payout as Trivia Point Tokens or as gold.</p>
<p>The prize pool beginning this challenge is 5 Trivia Point Tokens. The winning team will receive 5 Trivia Point Tokens plus the portion of funds raised that are distributed at the end of this challenge.</p>
<p>The winning team will be determined by public vote. The results of the challenge will be announced on Games board and the public vote will decide which team has won based on their performance in both the item collection and auction portions of the challenge.</p>
<p>The judges will talk to each team after the voting has begun and deliberate to select the judges&#8217; choice. The team that wins judges&#8217; choice will receive 1 Trivia Point Token per team member.</p>
<p>An MVP may also be chosen by the judges for outstanding performances by individuals. MVPs will be awarded an additional 1 Trivia Point Token.</p>
<p>Unreality Participation Credits will be awarded to all contestants and will flow in mass upon winners and MVPs. The contestants that have accumulated the most UPCs through the course of the competition will be eligible for the final vote that will crown the Unreality Champion! The more UPCs the Champion has earned, the bigger their prize!</p>
<p>Interested in judging as a guest or regular panel judge? Contact VelvetLies!</p>
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		<title>AROUND THE WORLD &#8211; Challenge Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Next Dead Celebrity Team Wins Public Vote! Sebastion and Alorien each win 1 Trivia Point Token! Team Cheerios Wins Judge&#8217;s Choice! Ezrah, Etadan and Trurien each win 1 Trivia Point Token! Judges select Alorien as MVP! Alorien wins an additional 1 Trivia Point Token! Guest judge Dorleac helped facilitate results and general snarkiness and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>The Next Dead Celebrity Team Wins Public Vote!</h2>
<p>Sebastion and Alorien each win 1 Trivia Point Token!</p>
<p><strong>Team Cheerios Wins Judge&#8217;s Choice!</strong></p>
<p>Ezrah, Etadan and Trurien each win 1 Trivia Point Token!</p>
<p><strong>Judges select Alorien as MVP!</strong></p>
<p>Alorien wins an additional 1 Trivia Point Token!</p>
<p>Guest judge Dorleac helped facilitate results and general snarkiness and receives heartfelt thanks!</p>
<p>Stay tuned for more details and updates!</p>
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		<title>Next Dead Celebrity Team Submission</title>
		<link>http://www.unreality.gaardian.com/?p=46</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; You tell CrymeTyme Sebastion &#8216;Now I don&#8217;t know what to do, god damn.&#8217; 01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; CrymeTyme Sebastion tells you &#8216;ok we have an hour and a half  what do we do?&#8217; 01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; CrymeTyme Sebastion tells you &#8216;according to the site  we are to write up a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; You tell CrymeTyme Sebastion</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">&#8216;Now I don&#8217;t know what to do, god damn.&#8217;</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; CrymeTyme Sebastion tells you</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">&#8216;ok we have an hour and a half  what do we do?&#8217;</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; CrymeTyme Sebastion tells you</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">&#8216;according to the site  we are to write up a tour including 3 areas lol&#8217;</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">01 Jul 01:20 &#8211; You tell CrymeTyme Sebastion</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">&#8216;Lol, we have to make a guide! We should log this. <img src='http://www.unreality.gaardian.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> &#8217;</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">More Rangers have been suppressed as they attempt to</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">flee.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Welcome weary traveler, to our first stop on the Staying</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Alive!for now, tour. Behold the intrigues of Deathtrap</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Dungeon!</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Located on the Continent of Mesolar, this elusive area is</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">concealed within the ramparts of the Underdark.</div>
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<div>01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; You tell CrymeTyme Sebastion</div>
<div>&#8216;Now I don&#8217;t know what to do, god damn.&#8217;</div>
<div>01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; CrymeTyme Sebastion tells you</div>
<div>&#8216;ok we have an hour and a half  what do we do?&#8217;</div>
<div>01 Jul 01:19 &#8211; CrymeTyme Sebastion tells you</div>
<div>&#8216;according to the site  we are to write up a tour including 3 areas lol&#8217;</div>
<div>01 Jul 01:20 &#8211; You tell CrymeTyme Sebastion</div>
<div>&#8216;Lol, we have to make a guide! We should log this. <img src='http://www.unreality.gaardian.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> &#8217;</div>
<div>More Rangers have been suppressed as they attempt to</div>
<div></div>
<div>flee.</div>
<div>Welcome weary traveler, to our first stop on the Staying</div>
<div>Alive!for now, tour. Behold the intrigues of Deathtrap</div>
<div>Dungeon!</div>
<div>Located on the Continent of Mesolar, this elusive area is</div>
<div>concealed within the ramparts of the Underdark.This area is a Dungeon, which is under the domain of the Overlord</div>
<div>Just like it&#8217;s sister area, it is rampant with loathing and</div>
<div>aggression, where you have to watch your back depending</div>
<div>on which talents you dabble in.</div>
<div>You start off in the Chamber of Darkness. Sure, it&#8217;s only</div>
<div>sort of creepy, but the glowing, foreboding glyph which</div>
<div>catches your gaze is enough to confuse your thoughts and</div>
<div>terrorize your imagination.</div>
<div>Somebody needs to clean up this area, because there are</div>
<div>portals littering the floor, each contain separate routes,</div>
<div>refuges for six of the classes, a field of bloodshed for the</div>
<div>seventh, in which each trace back to the comforting</div>
<div>entrance, or the inevitable terror of&#8217;the Dungeon&#8217;</div>
<div>Alimnar, a soul confined to this perilous realm, offers</div>
<div>trivial advice, leaving you to tread this desolate terrain,</div>
<div>your best equipment is bravery</div>
<div>&#8230;</div>
<div>What better way to be a hero than to kill the</div>
<div>OVERLORD,  but first  a blessing from a healer of</div>
<div>the highest order should be in order. there that&#8217;s the</div>
<div>spirit  after all they should be willing to help those</div>
<div>
<div>that are there to help them right?   then its off to the</div>
<div>first face of killing.  its always a mind game  and we</div>
<div>all have a little inner child in us we must find.</div>
<div>usually the biggest mind has the biggest child like</div>
<div>behaviors.  once you finished with the battle of wits</div>
<div>its time to continue on your quest to kill the overlord.</div>
<div>you should always look out for magic  no not her</div>
<div>cooking but the real magic  when you find one worthy</div>
<div>share your inner child with them  and perhaps they</div>
<div>will cover your feet return to the soul of the matter</div>
<div>and show him how well your feet is protected. He</div>
<div>wont like that very much  the soul never does   did</div>
<div>you bathe your feet?  after you fight fire with fire  take</div>
<div>your prize and go to those who live and die by the</div>
<div>sword  show him your scars of battle  he will laugh at</div>
<div>such small scars  kill him take his dignity and go ye</div>
<div>forth and flaunt your treasure to the strongest healer</div>
<div>repent your sins and become the gifted yourself.</div>
<div>then continue on your journey into the soul of the</div>
<div>matter  give him the covers of your body so you can</div>
<div>show your true self to the next healer  who might</div>
<div>heal those scars we talked about earlier.  once that</div>
<div>
<div>is complete  the danger has only just begun because</div>
<div>the soul is blackened you fight  so much blood so</div>
<div>much killing and looting  over and over step by step</div>
<div>until finally &#8230;.you are sent to the dungeon    all this</div>
<div>and you still haven&#8217;t faced the overlord.  are you</div>
<div>scared?  more murder is on your plate, guards ,</div>
<div>captains , sleeping guards ,drunk guards, broke</div>
<div>guards, and yes even elite guards fall prey to your</div>
<div>dastardly deeds&#8230;&#8230;until the southern wind blows</div>
<div>then you must finally face the overlord&#8230;.can you</div>
<div>defeat him? only time will tell.</div>
<div>Extra Information:</div>
<div>Area added Nov 25, 2000.</div>
<div>Area created by : Chade</div>
<div>Level range is  : 80 to 130</div>
<div>Room count: 50</div>
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<div>The sound of the crowds roaring in the distance clues you</div>
<div>in; the Gladiators have begun to fight again!</div>
<div>Whew, after all that vagabondish wandering, I think it&#8217;s</div>
<div>time for another pit stop! This time we&#8217;re headed to</div>
<div>Gladiator&#8217;s Arena!</div>
<div>
<div>This next region is especially dangerous, depending on</div>
<div>what destiny you&#8217;ve planned for yourself.</div>
<div>This area protrudes off of an island which appears like a</div>
<div>pimple in comparison to the rest of Uncharted Oceans.</div>
<div>Wowwhat a Perfect Road we&#8217;re standing on, it&#8217;s</div>
<div>aesthetic quality is so extravagant, I know there&#8217;s nothing</div>
<div>that could ever make me leave this spotOh my Lasher,</div>
<div>look at that shiny, huge dome!</div>
<div>I swear, nowadays you&#8217;re being charged for everything</div>
<div>you do. You&#8217;re charged movie theatre prices to watch the</div>
<div>bloodshed, and the refreshments are way overpriced.</div>
<div>What a society.</div>
<div>The man who is hired as the Arena guard,  is brimming</div>
<div>with muscularly sinew, you would think he was well off,</div>
<div>but upon interaction he begins to inform you of quite the</div>
<div>perfect sob-story.</div>
<div>But you want in, so you might as well give him what he</div>
<div>wants</div>
<div>Being that this is a Gladiator&#8217;s Arena, this area must be</div>
<div>hosted by some Emperor, who had created this area out of</div>
<div>whim. Now, you must only find where this man is hidden,</div>
<div>
<div>and deduce exactly what his demands are, and</div>
<div>perhaps you shall  be rewarded with all the splendor of a</div>
<div>Champion Gladiator</div>
<div>&#8230;</div>
<div></div>
<div>Now here is a place filled with fun . if your fun is</div>
<div>death at every turn, running from person to person</div>
<div>acting as fido delivering what you kill over and over .</div>
<div>Ohh a huge huge hint here , do NOT try this unless</div>
<div>you&#8217;re at least seven lives into your birth  be as</div>
<div>strong fast and hearty as you can be ,  though having</div>
<div>friends hanging back at the fort doesn&#8217;t hurt, trust me</div>
<div>you&#8217;re going to need them for this journey. . if it isn&#8217;t</div>
<div>one thing its another from peasants bossing you</div>
<div>around to royals scoffing at you.  its worse than</div>
<div>being stable boy for donkeys.  then if that isn&#8217;t</div>
<div>
<div>enough other players  even those you call friend are</div>
<div>lurking in almost every room waiting to slow your</div>
<div>progress, backstabs, blinds, terminations, poisons .</div>
<div>Ohhh don&#8217;t doubt me here but people will stop at</div>
<div>NOTHING to stop you from reaching your goal, all</div>
<div>for the portal to get you there quicker? Nahh only</div>
<div>those strong of heart need apply here.  its the one</div>
<div>place on the mud that your friends become better</div>
<div>enemies and your enemies become your nightmare.</div>
<div>lets not forget why you&#8217;re even there&#8230;.your name</div>
<div>will be fido  and this place is so bad  that by the time</div>
<div>you do get good and into your journey  you have to</div>
<div>fight the IMMs&#8230;.pick wisely your life because</div>
<div>depending on that &#8220;tier&#8221; in your eye is which IMM you</div>
<div>will face&#8230;..horror  &#8230;its simply WRONG what they do</div>
<div>to you here&#8230;.did i hear someone say fido me more</div>
<div>jades? crap&#8230;&#8230;.to late&#8230;.where&#8217;s that clan recall at</div>
<div>again?</div>
<div>Extra Information:</div>
<div>Area added August 15, 2006.</div>
<div>Area created by : Atreidess</div>
<div>Level range is  : 80 to 100</div>
<div>
<div>Room count: 56</div>
<div></div>
<div>Blood flows freely throughout the shadowlands as the oni</div>
<div>turn their gazes toward you.</div>
<div>Congratulations, you&#8217;ve made it to our final deadly</div>
<div>destination, Rokugan, the Shadowlands</div>
<div>Alagh, the Blood Lands, is the continent which has</div>
<div>mothered this  barren expanse</div>
<div>Upon the Edge the Shadowlands, the looming stench of</div>
<div>death and death yet to come infiltrates your nostrils.</div>
<div>This land is riddled with vengeance, wrath, rage, and</div>
<div>destruction. There is an enemy on every side, so be wary</div>
<div>during this exploration.</div>
<div>The Fu-Leng, a wicked, savage creature has executed</div>
<div>violent acts upon this realm. In retaliation, the champions</div>
<div>of this realm have gathered together to smite their tainted</div>
<div>foes, which consist of skilled skeletal combatants.</div>
<div>Fu-Leng is the ultimate evil.  His soul, once trapped inside</div>
<div>the 12 black scrolls, has now been released. With his reign</div>
<div>of terror comes the death to all that exists.  Legend has it</div>
<div>that only the 7 thunders, led by a monk can defeat him.</div>
<div>These champions represent beasts of mythical strengths,</div>
<div>
<div>who have achieved unmatched potential in each of their</div>
<div>separate abilities.</div>
<div>These samurai are citizens of the empire of Rokugan, war</div>
<div>is a paradigm which plagues this location, each faction is</div>
<div>pitted against each other for absolute authority. With such</div>
<div>a division in such a powerful empire, no wonder why the</div>
<div>greatest forces of evil choose to concentrate here</div>
<div>The Nagas are defenders of this realm, who exist beyond</div>
<div>the arrogance and pride of the Rokugan Samurai, upon</div>
<div>chance, you may stumble upon one who may share his</div>
<div>wisdom to help you deflect the apocalyptic forces.</div>
<div>&#8230;</div>
<div>Have you ever really not wanted to go to a place but</div>
<div>had no choice? This is one of those places  the</div>
<div>maze is so rough its like walking in at 2:00 AM drunk</div>
<div>only to realize you&#8217;re in the wrong house and you&#8217;ve</div>
<div>busted your kneecaps running over things. Accept it</div>
<div>you&#8217;ll be here for a while,  all those clans  dragon</div>
<div>crab lion unicorn phoenix  just to name a few we</div>
<div>have to kill them all then the Onis  five times in one</div>
<div>day?  for what?  glory? fame? fortune? Nah, just the</div>
<div>right to be able to skip the bad part of town the rest</div>
<div>
<div>of your life on Aard,  beware though it isn&#8217;t as easy</div>
<div>as it seems, only the strongest and the brave go</div>
<div>against the Bruce Lees of the mud  do you have your</div>
<div>tiger paw ready?  I hope so you&#8217;re going to need it.</div>
<div>Extra Information:</div>
<div>Area created by : SonRokito</div>
<div>Level range is  : 70 to 100</div>
<div>Room count: 50</div>
<div>From Alorien and Sebastion of The Next Dead Celebrity</div>
<div>team, we express our deepest gratitude for experiencing</div>
<div>our Deadly Tour! We cant wait to hear your feedback.</div>
<div>Thank you!!</div>
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		<title>Unreality Modified &#8211; Off We Go!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After receiving underwhelming response of interest in the initial announcement of this competition, it was time to go back to the drawing board. Certainly, some elements of reality competition are precious and must be preserved, but alterations were needed to make this contest more Aardwolf friendly. The most notable change is in the contestant makeup. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After receiving underwhelming response of interest in the initial announcement of this competition, it was time to go back to the drawing board. Certainly, some elements of reality competition are precious and must be preserved, but alterations were needed to make this contest more Aardwolf friendly.</p>
<p>The most notable change is in the contestant makeup. Instead of one group of contestants competing to a final vote-off, each challenge will recruit players that are able and willing to play at the time of the event.</p>
<p>Each challenge will award Unreality Participation Credits to all competitors and winners. UPCs will be tallied throughout the competition and the top scorers will be put to the public vote one final time to select the Unreality Champion.</p>
<p>This means that the total prizes awarded in gold and Trivia Point Tokens will be higher throughout the competition. Winners of individual challenges will be awarded greater prizes and the final Champion prize will be scaled to the winning voters total Unreality Participation Credits.</p>
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		<title>Let the Games Begin&#8230;Soon!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A real mouthful of a competition that will pit the wits of players against one another in an unpredictable battle until only one is crowned champion. CONTESTANT STATUS: ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS. Submit to Gaardian on Personal Board. Applicants must have at least 48 hours online, no other character traits are required. Some challenges will require contestants [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3 style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #800080;">A real mouthful of a competition that will pit the wits of players against one another in an unpredictable battle until only one is crowned champion.</span></strong></h3>
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<p style="text-align: center; "><strong>CONTESTANT STATUS: </strong>ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS. Submit to Gaardian on Personal Board. Applicants must have at least 48 hours online, no other character traits are required. Some challenges will require contestants to be online and active for a number of hours. These events will be scheduled to the best convenience of all involved.</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><strong>JUDGES&#8217; PANEL STATUS: </strong>ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS. Submit to VelvetLies on Personal Board or contact directly for more information. Judges&#8217; responsibilities include evaluating and expediting contestant performance in each challenge, providing feedback and maintaining details and functioning of the overall competition. Judges may serve a permanent or guest judge seat on the panel.</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><strong>CHAMPIONS PRIZE POOL: </strong>CURRENTLY UNDETERMINED. The prize pool will begin with an initial pot determined by the total number of accepted contestants. Certain challenges will raise the prize amounts. The top 3 finalists will receive prizes awarded as trivia point tokens or gold pieces at a value of 4.25M per trivia at their choosing.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center; ">APPLICATIONS ARE BEING ACCEPTED JUNE 21, 2009 UNTIL ALL POSITIONS ARE FILLED OR UNTIL JUNE 28, 2009, WHICHEVER IS SOONER.</p>
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